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OMGWTF

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30. My husband and I used to spend a lot of time volunteering at a local food bank.

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #19)

Sat Jun 6, 2026, 01:48 PM

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There was a local family with a fkton of kids who were clients and would hang out there a lot. The dad washed dishes in a small cafe to support his big family. They were poor AF but kept having kids. One day, my husband asked them why they kept having babies they couldn't afford, and the dad said that it was God's will. No mofo, it's your GD DICK that is causing that. Fidots!!!

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