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SocialDemocrat61

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3. Due to low attendance at the State Fair

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 1, 2026, 07:15 AM

Jul 1

stood in front of the White House with an arrow ad. Tried to spin the ad but got dizzy and fell down on the road and was run over by a truck. His jacket got caught by the axel and was dragging down Pennsylvania Avenue for two miles. Cut loose when his jacket ripped and crawled on to the sidewalk and was shot by an ICE agent who thought he was a homeless immigrant.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 1 OP

"Uggh! My patience has worn thin!" hlthe2b Jul 1 #1

I'm with the kitty MustLoveBeagles Jul 1 #31

Looked in the mirror and scared himself to death. no_hypocrisy Jul 1 #2

He still thinks he looks like he did 45 years ago. LisaL Jul 1 #5

Yup. surfered Jul 1 #23

Due to low attendance at the State Fair SocialDemocrat61 Jul 1 #3

You do have an enjoyable imagination. Biophilic Jul 1 #4

ROFL😂😂 malaise Jul 1 #7

Omg! 😄 electric_blue68 Jul 1 #35

No but malaise Jul 1 #6

Want to see fireworks? KS Toronado Jul 1 #8

Like that!!! bdamomma Jul 1 #11

+1. The death of the monster will be celebrated worldwide. dalton99a Jul 1 #27

trump's funeral will be a national holiday LetMyPeopleVote Jul 1 #30

A few I haven't yet seen. TY! One of my favs is the 😄 Fortune Teller! electric_blue68 Jul 1 #33

SNORT! Perfect!!! TY! electric_blue68 Jul 1 #32

I think you mean "formally adjudicated a rapist"? LymphocyteLover Jul 1 #9

Stroked out over birthright citizenship ruling? SheltieLover Jul 1 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 1 #12

Maybe your bottle could sue for alienation of affection by intentional infliction of emotional distress? SheltieLover Jul 1 #20

It is certainly worth a try!!! niyad Jul 1 #21

... SheltieLover Jul 1 #22

Go Trump, go Trump, go Trump. We are all cheering for you to go. twodogsbarking Jul 1 #13

Mistook for a whale and harpooned during a blubber harvest Blue Owl Jul 1 #14

Finds out that his mother Blumancru Jul 1 #15

We bow to your vision! niyad Jul 1 #19

If Only! 😄 electric_blue68 Jul 1 #34

Strokes out when he learns... WestMichRad Jul 1 #16

In hell The 700 club is on every channel. twodogsbarking Jul 1 #17

Not until after he rakes in $100 billion dalton99a Jul 1 #18

And the GOP is ok with it!!! surfered Jul 1 #25

100%. dalton99a Jul 1 #26

Unfortunately, Death is flirting with a senator from Kentucky right now and may be too distracted Maeve Jul 1 #24

Captured by the Iranians surfered Jul 1 #28

+1. How the Parthians treated the richest man in Rome: dalton99a Jul 1 #29