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OGBuzz

(1,011 posts) Thu Jul 2, 2026, 06:54 PM Jul 2

Okay, Okay, it was me! I confess. I did it out of pure hatred of Trump. Some call it TDS. [View all]

Send in the ICE and CBP tactical teams but I will go peacefully.
It was I who held my breath and swam 350 feet with a pair of box cutters slicing through that rubber liner right down the middle, just days after Trump declared that it "cannot be cut with a knife". I planned to go the full length of the Empire State Building but I ran out of air and had to surface. I am a terrible person and I deserve to be punished. But please leave innocent Olympic athletes and those curious tourists alone.

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Okay, Okay, it was me! I confess. I did it out of pure hatred of Trump. Some call it TDS. [View all] OGBuzz Jul 2 OP

A mask, snorkel and fins would have come in handy. sop Jul 2 #1

Damn, I never thought of that. Not only do I have poor lung capacity but I'm also a lousy 'evil mastermind'. OGBuzz Jul 2 #2

That just made me laugh extra hard! calimary Jul 2 #8

No. I was me with my 'modified' underwater Roomba outfitted with a samurai sword. harumph Jul 2 #3

🤣 OGBuzz Jul 2 #4

I found your accomplice! usonian Jul 2 #5

OMG......LOVED Sea Hunt vapor2 Jul 2 #11

Thanks for the belly laugh. yardwork Jul 2 #6

I knew it! SergeStorms Jul 2 #7

Be careful what you "admit" to online (even jokingly)... Totally Tunsie Jul 2 #9

I know, I committed a terrible thought crime, might be trouble.😂 OGBuzz Jul 3 #12

I'm Spartacus! struggle4progress Jul 2 #10