Dead relatives he dreams about and talks to

[RockRaven]

6. The Bavarian draft-dodger and whoremonger, his broodmare, and their anchor babies.

The Klansman slumlord who married a fresh-off-the-boat immigrant who lied on census forms about her citizenship status and later descended into senility.

And the unfortunate source of the claim by the Decomposing Jack-O-Lantern that he "understands the nuclear" somehow because of a second degree relative genetic relationship to an electrical engineer whose area of expertise was not fission or nuclear power generation.