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NotASurfer

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39. I'll believe it when Herman Caine tweets from beyond the grave again

Tue Jul 7, 2026, 05:42 PM

Jul 7

And confirms that the Senator is not in fact on the same plane of existence

(I remember after Mr Caine died from Covid that his Twitter account lurched back to life some months later stating COVID wasn't so bad in response to something. Apparently it was a family member who failed to clarify the Twitter account would keep going, and not Zombie Herman Caine as it originally seemed. In my imagination at least, that's now the best source of information from the realm of the dead)

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Mitch McConnell's Colleagues Say He's Alive, Talking On The Phone [View all] shelshaw Jul 7 OP

Cough, BS... wcmagumba Jul 7 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Ars Longa Jul 7 #4

And TSF talked to Teddy Roosevelt too. Sneederbunk Jul 7 #2

He should do an interview then. dem4decades Jul 7 #3

Thune regularly chats with Gandhi and Jesus too...uh huh... wcmagumba Jul 7 #5

They are lying JustAnotherGen Jul 7 #6

Maybe technically not dead Dulcinea Jul 7 #10

believe you are correct. republianmushroom Jul 7 #37

Insanity. It's advantageous for Republicans for McConnell to die ASAP Wiz Imp Jul 7 #34

Calling BS on Thune... Independently verify, or Ars Longa Jul 7 #7

Why would he lie? It's advantageous for Republicans for McConnell to die ASAP Wiz Imp Jul 7 #33

How so? I thought they were avoiding a special election where Massie could run LymphocyteLover Jul 8 #43

So what if Massie runs? With McConnell incapacitated, they have only 52 votes Wiz Imp Jul 8 #47

Just I've heard they are freaked out by the idea of Massie winning the seat then being anti-Trump LymphocyteLover Jul 8 #57

Actually, I believe they're trying to ride out a deadline so there can't be a replacement named. mucholderthandirt Jul 8 #45

Kentucky law requires a special election. The Governor can't name a replacement Wiz Imp Jul 8 #50

Right. And there were throngs of people B.See Jul 7 #8

MAGA was demanding proof of life dweller Jul 7 #9

Few details from aides struggle4progress Jul 7 #11

If he can talk that long Smilo Jul 7 #12

well ... 20 minutes may not produce much dweller Jul 7 #14

OMG. Now we have someone here advoccating releasing hospital patients Wiz Imp Jul 7 #32

S-a-r-c-a-s-m n/t Smilo Jul 7 #42

Well then Im sure he would be happy to talk to his Democratic colleagues as well. Surely one of his Nanjeanne Jul 7 #13

I suspect there is some advantage to him "dying" after the cut off for ... pat_k Jul 7 #15

This sounds plausible after all, the Republicans are the creepiest of creeps... wcmagumba Jul 7 #17

Cutoff is 8/3. The more I think about it, the more positive I am this is what they intend. pat_k Jul 7 #18

NOTHING is gained by Republicans if McConnell remains in an incapacitated state Wiz Imp Jul 7 #31

This update is completely believable, confirmed solely from the GOP's most loyal insiders and nobody else Blue Owl Jul 7 #16

Proof of Life, please... Totally Tunsie Jul 7 #19

Ask Teddy Roosevelt shelshaw Jul 7 #23

Just like a hostage, great analogy chicoescuela Jul 8 #52

I think his colleagues are lying Torchlight Jul 7 #20

Why? Republicans gain nothing by having him in the Senate in aan incapacitated state Wiz Imp Jul 7 #30

Are these individuals breaking a law by lying? Buckeyeblue Jul 7 #21

Of course not, and they'll counter with durablend Jul 7 #24

what do they gain by lying? It's counterproductive to pretend he's alive if he's dead Wiz Imp Jul 7 #29

All of a sudden he's a regular party line Bristlecone Jul 7 #22

Schroedinger's Senator. Jirel Jul 7 #25

I doubt bdamomma Jul 7 #26

For what purpose? It's counterproductive to pretend he's aalive if he's dead. Wiz Imp Jul 7 #28

Sheesh. Not everything is a Republican conspiracy. Wiz Imp Jul 7 #27

Whatever happens, J_William_Ryan Jul 7 #35

Except they don't as long as McConnell is incapacitated or if he dies. Wiz Imp Jul 7 #38

I feel reassured Bluestocking Jul 7 #36

I'll believe it when Herman Caine tweets from beyond the grave again NotASurfer Jul 7 #39

A smile slowly emerges from the great beyond..... Blue Owl Jul 8 #54

Mitch enid602 Jul 7 #40

One question, Did he SPEAK to you? bluestarone Jul 7 #41

Bwahahaha... just endless MAGA BS LymphocyteLover Jul 8 #44

"I speak Turtle." Kid Berwyn Jul 8 #46

Could it be?? kentuck Jul 8 #48

I hear he's been trying to call the Vatican too - Something about wanting to buy all the indulgences they have left? Lancero Jul 8 #49

Hearsay isn't evidence. Wait for the AI generated voice. Nt BadgerKid Jul 8 #51

I talked to Mitch James48 Jul 8 #53

None of his peers are saying this Buckeyeblue Jul 8 #55

Next up, McConnell to do an interview with the late Larry King. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jul 8 #56

Talking to.... SergeStorms Jul 8 #58

Then have a reporter do a live interview by phone. NameAlreadyTaken Jul 8 #59

Release Timestampted Photos Of McConnell Talking On The Phone Then DallasNE Jul 8 #60

AI Mitch. twodogsbarking Jul 8 #61

A multi-week at Mitchie's like the movie Weekend at Bernie's IbogaProject Jul 8 #62

Mitch McConnell proof of life. LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #63

Mitch McConnell proof of life. LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #64