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QueerDuck

(2,575 posts) Wed Jul 8, 2026, 09:29 AM Jul 8

70 votes, 2 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	🪦 Completely dead.
	5 (7%)
	🧟 Mostly dead.
	14 (20%)
	🌱 Slightly alive.
	5 (7%)
	🔌 On life support.
	46 (66%)
	🌀 Barely conscious.
	0 (0%)
	👀 Awake and aware.
	0 (0%)
	🗣️ Alert and chatting with family and colleagues.
	0 (0%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Is Mitch McConnell dead or alive? [View all] QueerDuck Jul 8 OP

Ted Williams Protocol no_hypocrisy Jul 8 #1

Both, he's Schroedinger's Senator. Ocelot II Jul 8 #2

Came here to say that! Towlie Jul 8 #9

I was thinking fujiyamasan Jul 8 #20

Who cares? Fiendish Thingy Jul 8 #3

I'd guess at least everyone responding to the OP does Torchlight Jul 8 #10

Everyone who has spoken with him say Ilsa Jul 8 #5

What stamina he has! buzzycrumbhunger Jul 8 #15

Schrdinger's Senator? Swede Jul 8 #6

the title can take a " but not a or any of a few characters () rampartd Jul 8 #14

The little icons made this the best poll ever!! CrispyQ Jul 8 #7

It did bring me some happiness. mr715 Jul 8 #16

He is timing his EXIT the same way... Mike Nelson Jul 8 #8

Legally still alive Buckeyeblue Jul 8 #13

Well done, Duck. mr715 Jul 8 #17

I think he is still in the same hospital. LisaL Jul 8 #19