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2. WAIT. THAT'S IT. He was taken to hospital, nothing wrong here, BUT while I'm here, why not get some plastic surgery
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 08:19 AM
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Last edited Mon Jul 13, 2026, 12:21 PM - Edit history (1)

so's I look so good for Elaine, when I gets home, she's gonna wanna hop right in bed with me.

Of course he looks 15 years younger and that's why.

And yeah... his head is several inches from the pillow. That shows how strong he is. He can sit up without back support. If it was a stroke or heart problem or some shit like you people are claiming, he wouldn't have the strength to do that.... But plastic surgery, you're up and bouncing in a day or so.

So why is he still in hospital? I'll tell ya. He's waiting for the scars to heal and the backend blue stuff to dissipate so's he's ready for his closeup - when Trump awards him the Meddle of Freedom.

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The picture they put out with wife, Chao UpInArms Yesterday #1
WAIT. THAT'S IT. He was taken to hospital, nothing wrong here, BUT while I'm here, why not get some plastic surgery 3Hotdogs Yesterday #2
I wish my face had no wrinkles UpInArms Yesterday #7
No sun. colorado_ufo Yesterday #23
Looks like they cleaned up his neck wattles as well displacedvermoter Yesterday #9
But he's alive, damn it Jim... displacedvermoter Yesterday #6
Does this pic look like CGI to anyone? dlk Yesterday #10
It's the pillow that bothers me the most UpInArms Yesterday #12
Why, indeed dlk Yesterday #14
It's being used to block out something they don't want you to see UpInArms Yesterday #15
One thing's for certain dlk 21 hrs ago #31
Someone needs to... MarcoZandrini Yesterday #16
Okay. Wednesdays Yesterday #3
I keep wondering what if anything current events may have to do... Hugin Yesterday #4
Yeah, as things stand now... Wednesdays Yesterday #17
He'll be back, staring blankly into the air again in no time Torchlight Yesterday #5
He is alive, I tell you! displacedvermoter Yesterday #8
The level on conspiracy on this Boo1 Yesterday #11
ha ha ha TBF Yesterday #18
"The internet" Boo1 Yesterday #22
More than half "the internet" is AI, already n/t chapterhouse Yesterday #25
Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado Yesterday #27
it is actually Gabrielle Bettie Yesterday #19
I can see why you'd be sensitive to that Bongo Prophet Yesterday #28
Right? I mean Bettie Yesterday #29
I knew someone named "Bettye" Skittles 21 hrs ago #32
True Love... czarjak Yesterday #13
Come on Mitch. We are all cheering for you. Make us happy. You can do it. We will all help dig the hole. twodogsbarking Yesterday #20
Well, I am sticking with the " Weekend at Bernie's" scenario.... ashredux Yesterday #21
I'm with you, too many things don't add up. KS Toronado Yesterday #24
What about ghe CPR EMS call? SheltieLover Yesterday #26
Is there a transcript of that call? onenote 23 hrs ago #30
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