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43. The silent P is the foreshadowing.

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:19 PM

21 hrs ago

Plus, that gives us options.

●Bacterial
●Viral
●Hospital-Acquired
●Community Acquired
●Walking
●Aspiration
●Healthcare-Associated
●Fungal
●Ventilator-Associated

All equal opportunity killers. Except maybe walking pneumonia. But if it's not treated, it will still present the opportunity.

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