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popsdenver

(477 posts)
21. Yea I was thinking the same thing
Wed Sep 17, 2025, 07:09 PM
18 hrs ago

those rubber sheets that parents put on kids beds, under the regular sheets when training their toddlers..........

I doubt Melania has slept with Trump since she got pregnant........especially now, because Mr. Poopy-Pants stinks to high heaven.......

Everyone should address him as Mr. Poopy-Pants when talking about him here and everywhere, instead of just saying "Trump".........NOW that would really get him outraged, and ranting in texts all night until he had an MI or Stroked out.......

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Makes sense, she can't stand the prick Eliot Rosewater 19 hrs ago #1
Not much of one. Probably objects to the rest of his body Xipe Totec 18 hrs ago #24
Nice one! ClickClack 17 hrs ago #34
How precious. BoRaGard 19 hrs ago #2
I wonder if the boyfriends/girlfriends came along. Irish_Dem 19 hrs ago #3
What a Charade MrWowWow 19 hrs ago #4
Gimme the bat. Gimme the cricket bat, Melanie! Dave Bowman 12 hrs ago #53
Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaaah sleeps hanging upside down. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #5
LOL... Cha 19 hrs ago #8
Merely an observation. But.. BattleRow 18 hrs ago #16
She's an awful person! Glad she's not around the WH anymore. However if she wants to... electric_blue68 16 hrs ago #38
"...our First lady..." MorbidButterflyTat 29 min ago #62
Can't sh*t the bed on Royal linens... EarthFirst 19 hrs ago #6
Melania doesn't like poopy bed too. PufPuf23 19 hrs ago #7
Maybe no window to throw them out of like at the WH Bengus81 19 hrs ago #10
The Biohazard Division of WH Housekeeping tonekat 14 hrs ago #47
Plastic sheets, maybe? MoseShrute 16 hrs ago #37
Not in defense in Trump, but maybe he snores? I'm a snoring and some people can't stand it. Jacson6 19 hrs ago #9
He told Stormy they weren't sleeping in the same bed in what....2006,2008? Bengus81 19 hrs ago #11
That's funny MorbidButterflyTat 25 min ago #63
"Leader of the free world......" AZ8theist 19 hrs ago #12
Really? WestMichRad 19 hrs ago #13
Malaria is RARELY seen since inauguration... NCDem47 18 hrs ago #14
I call her "Pay per View" Melanoma. She charges him when she must accompany her. I don't know how much but she CTyankee 17 hrs ago #31
If Melania ever decides to talk she can tell all of his secrets FakeNoose 14 hrs ago #45
She'll release a tell all in the next 10-15 years. She'll make a fortune off of it Bengus81 4 hrs ago #58
Yep, but it will be ghost-written of course FakeNoose 2 hrs ago #61
If she doesn't have to be with him, why should we? red dog 1 18 hrs ago #15
I hope he didn't forget the plastic mattress protector. littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #17
Yea I was thinking the same thing popsdenver 18 hrs ago #21
Beat me to it. Staff are probably glad they won't have to burn Windsor Castle linens after he leaves. Timeflyer 17 hrs ago #30
Movie Django - Stephen said they would have to burn the sheets if Django slept in the big house. Norrrm 15 hrs ago #41
If I remember correctly HoosierDebbie 18 hrs ago #18
Maybe not drmeow 15 hrs ago #42
Very picky for a former whore ... wow live love laugh 6 hrs ago #56
I wonder if the courtier who made the joke about the dope staining the bed clothes got fired. ificandream 18 hrs ago #19
Anything he leaks could reveal serious health issues ... Auggie 18 hrs ago #20
I would bet popsdenver 18 hrs ago #23
Yeah, who knows whose DNA is saved anywhere, especially Krasnov's ... but (puke warning), Auggie 15 hrs ago #43
I think it highly unlikely that the royal bed linens... 3catwoman3 18 hrs ago #22
He really does believe he is King PatSeg 18 hrs ago #25
What a pathetic snowflake. Did he bring his blankie too? It's like The old fairy tale: the Nazi and the pea Blues Heron 17 hrs ago #26
Melania has allergies 2na fisherman 17 hrs ago #27
Oh Hell STFU! I am sick of it. mntleo2 17 hrs ago #28
Wondering if the US taxpayers are on the hook for the price tsf has to pay Melania to appear with him. rubbersole 17 hrs ago #29
"Melania has a separate suite, joke that if she'd asked for a water bed ..." llmart 17 hrs ago #32
Hasn't it been rumored Hayabusa 17 hrs ago #33
Trump and his three trophy wives always had separate bedrooms. Beacool 17 hrs ago #35
He's pooping the sheets and hiding it from staff. Oy. travelingthrulife 16 hrs ago #36
Tanning chemicals dflprincess 15 hrs ago #39
Krasnov... ultralite001 15 hrs ago #40
She's Afraid he'll Shit the Bed Sane1 15 hrs ago #44
Not enough bedbugs? Scalded Nun 14 hrs ago #46
Casket liner linens would be nice Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #48
Taking a shower before bed... Mawspam2 13 hrs ago #49
He shits the bed MadMike47 13 hrs ago #50
Something like that. Read it somewhere. elleng 13 hrs ago #52
The Royal Fumigators will be busy after they leave. CentralMass 13 hrs ago #51
laid bare? Spare me. NT usonian 12 hrs ago #54
This way if he has any moniss 8 hrs ago #55
King's staff jokes Trump brought own sheets to avoid tan cream stains on royal linen LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #57
Trump is not "The Leader of the Free World" Mr. Mustard 2023 4 hrs ago #59
"Old Shit Stain" oasis 3 hrs ago #60
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