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45. If Melania ever decides to talk she can tell all of his secrets

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #31)

Wed Sep 17, 2025, 10:35 PM

22 hrs ago

He knows it, and he's scared shitless of her.

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Malaria is RARELY seen since inauguration... NCDem47 Yesterday #14

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If Melania ever decides to talk she can tell all of his secrets FakeNoose 22 hrs ago #45

She'll release a tell all in the next 10-15 years. She'll make a fortune off of it Bengus81 12 hrs ago #58

Yep, but it will be ghost-written of course FakeNoose 10 hrs ago #61

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