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Mawspam2

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49. Taking a shower before bed...

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2025, 12:17 AM

8 hrs ago

...would save the sheets from all the Cheetos dust.

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Donald and Melania Trump's unusual sleeping arrangement during UK state visit laid bare [View all] groundloop 14 hrs ago OP

Makes sense, she can't stand the prick Eliot Rosewater 14 hrs ago #1

Not much of one. Probably objects to the rest of his body Xipe Totec 12 hrs ago #24

Nice one! ClickClack 11 hrs ago #34

How precious. BoRaGard 14 hrs ago #2

I wonder if the boyfriends/girlfriends came along. Irish_Dem 14 hrs ago #3

What a Charade MrWowWow 14 hrs ago #4

Gimme the bat. Gimme the cricket bat, Melanie! Dave Bowman 7 hrs ago #53

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaaah sleeps hanging upside down. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #5

LOL... Cha 14 hrs ago #8

Merely an observation. But.. BattleRow 13 hrs ago #16

She's an awful person! Glad she's not around the WH anymore. However if she wants to... electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #38

Can't sh*t the bed on Royal linens... EarthFirst 14 hrs ago #6

Melania doesn't like poopy bed too. PufPuf23 14 hrs ago #7

Maybe no window to throw them out of like at the WH Bengus81 13 hrs ago #10

The Biohazard Division of WH Housekeeping tonekat 8 hrs ago #47

Plastic sheets, maybe? MoseShrute 11 hrs ago #37

Not in defense in Trump, but maybe he snores? I'm a snoring and some people can't stand it. Jacson6 13 hrs ago #9

He told Stormy they weren't sleeping in the same bed in what....2006,2008? Bengus81 13 hrs ago #11

"Leader of the free world......" AZ8theist 13 hrs ago #12

Really? WestMichRad 13 hrs ago #13

Malaria is RARELY seen since inauguration... NCDem47 13 hrs ago #14

I call her "Pay per View" Melanoma. She charges him when she must accompany her. I don't know how much but she CTyankee 12 hrs ago #31

If Melania ever decides to talk she can tell all of his secrets FakeNoose 9 hrs ago #45

If she doesn't have to be with him, why should we? red dog 1 13 hrs ago #15

I hope he didn't forget the plastic mattress protector. littlemissmartypants 13 hrs ago #17

Yea I was thinking the same thing popsdenver 13 hrs ago #21

Beat me to it. Staff are probably glad they won't have to burn Windsor Castle linens after he leaves. Timeflyer 12 hrs ago #30

Movie Django - Stephen said they would have to burn the sheets if Django slept in the big house. Norrrm 10 hrs ago #41

If I remember correctly HoosierDebbie 13 hrs ago #18

Maybe not drmeow 10 hrs ago #42

Very picky for a former whore ... wow live love laugh 1 hr ago #56

I wonder if the courtier who made the joke about the dope staining the bed clothes got fired. ificandream 13 hrs ago #19

Anything he leaks could reveal serious health issues ... Auggie 13 hrs ago #20

I would bet popsdenver 13 hrs ago #23

Yeah, who knows whose DNA is saved anywhere, especially Krasnov's ... but (puke warning), Auggie 10 hrs ago #43

I think it highly unlikely that the royal bed linens... 3catwoman3 13 hrs ago #22

He really does believe he is King PatSeg 12 hrs ago #25

What a pathetic snowflake. Did he bring his blankie too? It's like The old fairy tale: the Nazi and the pea Blues Heron 12 hrs ago #26

Melania has allergies 2na fisherman 12 hrs ago #27

Oh Hell STFU! I am sick of it. mntleo2 12 hrs ago #28

Wondering if the US taxpayers are on the hook for the price tsf has to pay Melania to appear with him. rubbersole 12 hrs ago #29

"Melania has a separate suite, joke that if she'd asked for a water bed ..." llmart 11 hrs ago #32

Hasn't it been rumored Hayabusa 11 hrs ago #33

Trump and his three trophy wives always had separate bedrooms. Beacool 11 hrs ago #35

He's pooping the sheets and hiding it from staff. Oy. travelingthrulife 11 hrs ago #36

Tanning chemicals dflprincess 10 hrs ago #39

Krasnov... ultralite001 10 hrs ago #40

She's Afraid he'll Shit the Bed Sane1 10 hrs ago #44

Not enough bedbugs? Scalded Nun 9 hrs ago #46

Casket liner linens would be nice Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #48

Taking a shower before bed... Mawspam2 8 hrs ago #49

He shits the bed MadMike47 8 hrs ago #50

Something like that. Read it somewhere. elleng 7 hrs ago #52

The Royal Fumigators will be busy after they leave. CentralMass 7 hrs ago #51

laid bare? Spare me. NT usonian 7 hrs ago #54

This way if he has any moniss 3 hrs ago #55