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muriel_volestrangler

(105,805 posts)
21. Welcome to Turkmenistan
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 04:12 PM
Yesterday
Turkmenistan’s horse-crazy president has immortalized himself with a massive gold-leaf statue of his likeness mounted on his favorite steed “Akkan” (White Khan), dove in hand, galloping atop a column of white marble that towers nearly 70 feet above the nation’s capital.

White doves were released into the sky and soldiers pledged allegiance to President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov on Monday as the monument was unveiled.Berdymukhamedov claims the extravagant statue was commissioned at the behest of the people of Turkmenistan. “My main goal is to serve the people and the Motherland,” he said last year. “And so, I will listen to the opinion of the people and do as they choose.”

In commissioning a monument to himself, Berdymukhamedov is following in the footsteps of his predecessor, President Saparmurat Niyazov, who famously built a 250-foot golden statue of himself in the center of the capital Ashgabat that was designed to rotate to always face the sun. Berdymukhamedov had the statue of Niyazov moved to the outskirts of the city when he came to power.
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“Very little has changed since the death of former dictator Saparmurat Niyazov, and the regime is still one of the harshest in the world,” Samuel Carcanague, a researcher and an expert on Central Asia at the French Institute for International and Strategic Research (IRIS), told VICE News.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/turkmenistans-horse-loving-president-built-a-giant-gold-statue-of-himself-atop-his-favorite-steed/

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May it be crapped on by a million birds. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #1
First they come for the statue, then the peasants hang the king. The ole one-two. twodogsbarking Yesterday #2
Baghdad all over again. SergeStorms 11 hrs ago #81
Yes, yes, oh yes twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #82
I was so hoping this was Borowitz or the Onion. raccoon Yesterday #3
Same here. SheltieLover Yesterday #9
Seriously! yellow dahlia Yesterday #55
His hubris has no limit. Lasher Yesterday #59
And the people (MAGA Dumbfucks) bowed and prayed, to the neon god they'd made... Chasstev365 Yesterday #4
Wish I could give this more recs! raccoon Yesterday #22
Not The Onion? SheltieLover Yesterday #5
That was my first question. Horrifying, unbelievable, but true, like so much with Drumpt. Timeflyer 14 hrs ago #71
This will be a golden opportunity...for us to paint him as corrupt and out of touch ms liberty Yesterday #6
another reason for other leaders NJCher Yesterday #46
My name is Donzymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! tanyev Yesterday #7
"History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes." Grokenstein Yesterday #11
Donzymandias.... FalloutShelter Yesterday #35
I Think You Just Won The Internet PhilG 12 hrs ago #79
I can only hope it eventually gets pulled down like the statute of Saddam Hussein. Ocelot II Yesterday #8
It will be toppled angryxyouth Yesterday #12
the sculptor will probably NJCher Yesterday #47
Wanna bet? OldBaldy1701E 13 hrs ago #75
Not with you NJCher 13 hrs ago #76
And they find Trump hiding in a "spider hole", excepting that the goober won't fit in a "spider hole". wcmagumba Yesterday #27
Gross. The article has pictures (VOMIT WARNING) Grokenstein Yesterday #10
Maybe they'll make piggy banks. Ocelot II Yesterday #23
I wonder how many of the small ones will Figarosmom 22 hrs ago #67
Something something graven images... EarthFirst Yesterday #13
There's precedent ... eppur_se_muova Yesterday #14
Another garish display of fawning stupidity Hey Joe Yesterday #15
Oh goodie bdamomma Yesterday #16
The similarity to "Don Corleone" is **PURELY** a coincidence. They would never do that deliberately !! nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #17
Every day every day every day bluestarone Yesterday #18
Be still, my churning stomach. nt Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #19
Oh, FFS! A Golden Idol to worship? Really??? Tim S Yesterday #20
Welcome to Turkmenistan muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #21
I fear I'll never be proud to be an American again--unless I live to a very very very old age hlthe2b Yesterday #24
I hope people tape a South Park Trump penis on it. chowder66 Yesterday #25
Wtaf Easterncedar Yesterday #26
OMG! The embarrassment just never ends! slightlv Yesterday #28
I think it should be adorned with dildoes. Ilsa Yesterday #29
That is disgusting PatSeg Yesterday #30
I'll call this horror Don Colonoscopy. Dave Bowman Yesterday #31
Chump is forever an embarrassment... Everything has be all about HIM ... always FakeNoose Yesterday #32
Anyone up for a paintball tournament? Vinca Yesterday #33
JFC! DavidDvorkin Yesterday #34
"First time he's been hard in 15 years." - Melania, probably flvegan Yesterday #36
Maybe aliens should just exterminate us SamuelTheThird Yesterday #37
Before this regime does? johnnyfins Yesterday #51
It just never stops on the world stage Bayard Yesterday #38
Donzymandias. NT mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #39
Oh for God's sake. mwb970 Yesterday #40
Absolutely humiliating orangecrush Yesterday #41
good gawd barbtries Yesterday #42
The first thing my eyes went to is the gut! colorado_ufo Yesterday #43
I remember images of the people pulling down the statue of Stalin. mysteryowl Yesterday #44
and just as fun is NJCher Yesterday #57
... mysteryowl Yesterday #58
The comments in the atticle are good. IcyPeas Yesterday #45
The embarrassment is never ending Pisces Yesterday #48
God, I hate the timeline. progressoid Yesterday #49
Something for the guys to piss on cate94 Yesterday #50
Fucking PAGANS Historic NY Yesterday #52
Yes! Instead of... some_of_us_are_sane 12 hrs ago #78
Its hollow just like Donald Historic NY 10 hrs ago #83
Bowing will be mandatory. Sneederbunk Yesterday #53
That is one ugly statue. Fla Dem Yesterday #54
Geez, that's gonna take a big diaper. WestMichRad Yesterday #56
Gag me with a spoon, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Martin68 Yesterday #60
This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad Yesterday #61
They must be planning to spend big bucks on the round the clock security. nt Blasphemer Yesterday #62
The sculptor is an idiot. Chellee 23 hrs ago #63
According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the r riversedge 23 hrs ago #64
2000 years from now, our ancestors will find that statue and think: "Those stupid bastards had no taste at all" chouchou 22 hrs ago #65
Who actually thinks this is gonna happen that world leaders will come here the way things are going? I bet they calll Amaryllis 22 hrs ago #66
😑😑😑😑 ugh! electric_blue68 22 hrs ago #68
OK I will say it. Botany 17 hrs ago #69
In the next book of world records: DFW 15 hrs ago #70
Target practice. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #72
I want one of those in the all the chambers of congress and every courtroom of the supreme court. I'm not kidding. mikelewis 13 hrs ago #73
Final Solutions for a Small Planet Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #74
Vomit inducing Aviation Pro 12 hrs ago #77
I am Donzymandias, king of kings... Ocelot II 12 hrs ago #80
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