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colorado_ufo

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43. The first thing my eyes went to is the gut!

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue Feb 3, 2026, 07:36 PM

12 hrs ago

Hilarious! You can cover it with gold and diamonds, and it still is a "gut."

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First they come for the statue, then the peasants hang the king. The ole one-two. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #2

I was so hoping this was Borowitz or the Onion. raccoon 16 hrs ago #3

Same here. SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #9

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Not The Onion? SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #5

This will be a golden opportunity...for us to paint him as corrupt and out of touch ms liberty 16 hrs ago #6

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"History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes." Grokenstein 16 hrs ago #11

Donzymandias.... FalloutShelter 14 hrs ago #35

I can only hope it eventually gets pulled down like the statute of Saddam Hussein. Ocelot II 16 hrs ago #8

It will be toppled angryxyouth 16 hrs ago #12

the sculptor will probably NJCher 11 hrs ago #47

And they find Trump hiding in a "spider hole", excepting that the goober won't fit in a "spider hole". wcmagumba 15 hrs ago #27

Gross. The article has pictures (VOMIT WARNING) Grokenstein 16 hrs ago #10

Maybe they'll make piggy banks. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #23

I wonder how many of the small ones will Figarosmom 7 hrs ago #67

Something something graven images... EarthFirst 15 hrs ago #13

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Another garish display of fawning stupidity Hey Joe 15 hrs ago #15

Oh goodie bdamomma 15 hrs ago #16

The similarity to "Don Corleone" is **PURELY** a coincidence. They would never do that deliberately !! nt eppur_se_muova 15 hrs ago #17

Every day every day every day bluestarone 15 hrs ago #18

Be still, my churning stomach. nt Buns_of_Fire 15 hrs ago #19

Oh, FFS! A Golden Idol to worship? Really??? Tim S 15 hrs ago #20

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I fear I'll never be proud to be an American again--unless I live to a very very very old age hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #24

I hope people tape a South Park Trump penis on it. chowder66 15 hrs ago #25

Wtaf Easterncedar 15 hrs ago #26

OMG! The embarrassment just never ends! slightlv 15 hrs ago #28

I think it should be adorned with dildoes. Ilsa 15 hrs ago #29

That is disgusting PatSeg 15 hrs ago #30

I'll call this horror Don Colonoscopy. Dave Bowman 15 hrs ago #31

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"First time he's been hard in 15 years." - Melania, probably flvegan 14 hrs ago #36

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Before this regime does? johnnyfins 11 hrs ago #51

It just never stops on the world stage Bayard 14 hrs ago #38

Donzymandias. NT mahatmakanejeeves 14 hrs ago #39

Oh for God's sake. mwb970 12 hrs ago #40

Absolutely humiliating orangecrush 12 hrs ago #41

good gawd barbtries 12 hrs ago #42

The first thing my eyes went to is the gut! colorado_ufo 12 hrs ago #43

I remember images of the people pulling down the statue of Stalin. mysteryowl 12 hrs ago #44

and just as fun is NJCher 10 hrs ago #57

... mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #58

The comments in the atticle are good. IcyPeas 12 hrs ago #45

The embarrassment is never ending Pisces 11 hrs ago #48

God, I hate the timeline. progressoid 11 hrs ago #49

Something for the guys to piss on cate94 11 hrs ago #50

Fucking PAGANS Historic NY 11 hrs ago #52

Bowing will be mandatory. Sneederbunk 11 hrs ago #53

That is one ugly statue. Fla Dem 11 hrs ago #54

Geez, that's gonna take a big diaper. WestMichRad 10 hrs ago #56

Gag me with a spoon, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Martin68 9 hrs ago #60

This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad 9 hrs ago #61

They must be planning to spend big bucks on the round the clock security. nt Blasphemer 9 hrs ago #62

The sculptor is an idiot. Chellee 8 hrs ago #63

According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the r riversedge 8 hrs ago #64

2000 years from now, our ancestors will find that statue and think: "Those stupid bastards had no taste at all" chouchou 8 hrs ago #65

Who actually thinks this is gonna happen that world leaders will come here the way things are going? I bet they calll Amaryllis 7 hrs ago #66

😑😑😑😑 ugh! electric_blue68 7 hrs ago #68

OK I will say it. Botany 2 hrs ago #69

In the next book of world records: DFW 1 hr ago #70