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Martin Eden

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61. The sexual escapades upset Donald

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 03:48 PM

Mar 5

She refused to perform the same things with him that she did with Corey Lewandowski.

He only hired her because of her botox lips.

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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem out, Trump says [View all] ruet Mar 5 OP

Oh geez NCDem47 Mar 5 #1

Markwayne Mullin? ruet Mar 5 #3

Yes, I was just wondering when his term is up Walleye Mar 5 #7

Very soon, apparently. -NT- ruet Mar 5 #8

Oklahomans only vote for repubs. Puppyjive Mar 5 #17

... ruet Mar 5 #21

I object! to your post, and to Markwayne HighFired49 Mar 5 #33

I spent 9 years there Puppyjive Mar 5 #68

As a lifelong liberal Democrat who is from the deep south, TNNurse Mar 5 #69

Isn't Jennifer Welch from IHIP from OKC? LSparkle Mar 5 #35

Yes BaronChocula Mar 5 #90

Hey! MoseShrute Mar 5 #70

Good for you. Puppyjive Mar 5 #73

I hear you MoseShrute Mar 5 #99

All counties voted Tump rpannier Mar 5 #100

Yeah, but the governor evolves Mar 5 #31

I just read up on that. ruet Mar 5 #43

Vacator, but I prefer Vacuist. erronis Mar 5 #79

What's between her ears can be described as "vacuous" Seinan Sensei Mar 5 #97

Wow, from dumb to dumber BonnieJW Mar 5 #87

That will leave a vacancy for (R)s in the Senate BumRushDaShow Mar 5 #2

Good call. 16-20 minutes later. underpants Mar 5 #49

Looks like whoever is appointed will be there till Jan 2027, after the scheduled election muriel_volestrangler Mar 5 #50

Reminds me of Wendel Anderson, governor of Minnesota. Scruffy1 Mar 5 #112

Link to CNBC nitpicked Mar 5 #4

So now is prosecution for all Traildogbob Mar 5 #5

Is she taking her boy toy and 'blankie' with her? sheshe2 Mar 5 #46

How dare you Traildogbob Mar 5 #85

That works for me. sheshe2 Mar 5 #89

Enjoy public life, puppy killer. Grokenstein Mar 5 #6

👋 underpants Mar 5 #9

Markwayne Mullin Is big trouble Brother Buzz Mar 5 #10

I expect worse Retrograde Mar 5 #51

Yes, he will haul the marmalade shartcannon's water Brother Buzz Mar 5 #59

Mullins is a Retrograde Hillbilly tonekat Mar 5 #78

Same ol' same ol' with far fewer dramatics Brother Buzz Mar 5 #86

Perhaps he's in the next drop of Trump-Epstein files. travelingthrulife Friday #123

She and Lewandowski will have to cheat on their spouses like normal people now. n/t flvegan Mar 5 #11

Bonkers behavior. Just bonkers. The entire administration needs to be locked in a safe space with padded walls. 0rganism Mar 5 #12

I am continuing to suspect popsdenver Mar 5 #22

If that was true, Noem wouldn't have been fired Fiendish Thingy Mar 5 #28

Maybe so popsdenver Mar 5 #36

Nothing can stop the Blue Tsunami in November Fiendish Thingy Mar 5 #45

A Blue tsunami will be totally dependent... returnee Mar 5 #113

We certainly must be vigilant for ratfuckery and shenanigans Fiendish Thingy Mar 5 #118

Again, an extremely and dangerously... returnee Mar 5 #119

Desperation does not mean he creates the reality he seeks Fiendish Thingy Mar 5 #120

You have misinterpreted my position. returnee Friday #121

I can only interpret the words that you type Fiendish Thingy Friday #122

What an odd assumption dpibel Mar 5 #91

I sometimes think so too; however if they did perfect election corruption, it would be the first thing they did well 0rganism Mar 5 #62

Those same "ass clowns" popsdenver Friday #125

Except they aren't the same ass clowns, although there is overlap 0rganism Friday #126

I have always said popsdenver Friday #127

The reason trump hired Noem in the first place Coldwater Mar 5 #13

I don't believe it! Chemical Bill Mar 5 #32

I think the willingness to murder was a bonus, the real reason... 0rganism Mar 5 #72

may her next job be making license plates in prison moonshinegnomie Mar 5 #14

Nope. She becomes a "special envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemispher Attilatheblond Mar 5 #25

I wonder what it pays stollen Mar 5 #76

As my buddy said... lonely bird Mar 5 #95

At this stage........... popsdenver Mar 5 #44

Republicans in Senate go down one. Sanity Claws Mar 5 #15

Bye bye Barbi! oasis Mar 5 #16

I'm sure that the "bipartisan" fury... PassingFair Mar 5 #18

Out but not really... The "Shield of the Americas" Ellipsis Mar 5 #19

Problem is, the idiot that installed Noem is still in Blue Owl Mar 5 #20

She should have bleached her hair. twodogsbarking Mar 5 #23

Score! Attilatheblond Mar 5 #26

But hey, she'll have SO MUCH MORE TIME to prioritize her makeup and hair. calimary Mar 5 #82

and she ain't wrapped too tight twodogsbarking Mar 5 #110

Back to your gravel pit Ice Barbie, your killing days are over Blues Heron Mar 5 #24

Still working in government apparently angrychair Mar 5 #40

Bummer. At least she won't be in charge of Ice etc. Blues Heron Mar 5 #52

I think she was in charge of "ice skating" --- ICE crimming and getting away with it. erronis Mar 5 #98

Of all the times to not have popsdenver Mar 5 #27

they don't need to waste time/resources on that Kali Mar 5 #48

One wonders who Mullin is cheating with.... AZ8theist Mar 5 #29

Her 14-month-old puppy cricket who she shot can now finally RIP Coldwater Mar 5 #30

The brainless Senator? sinkingfeeling Mar 5 #34

This feels good because i'm thinking TSF wouldn't do if he didn't have too. bluestarone Mar 5 #37

Does this mean Lewandowski has to sleep with Mullin now? Tim S Mar 5 #38

That's a good one Tim! nt SusieCreamcheese Mar 5 #42

from top to bottom to save his job rurallib Mar 5 #58

Depends on how good Mullen looks in a hat stollen Mar 5 #80

Mullin is a moron. SusieCreamcheese Mar 5 #39

He's a senator from Oklahoma, which is saying the same thing... regnaD kciN Mar 5 #55

This is very bad news... NNadir Mar 5 #41

No more pResidential protection? BidenRocks Mar 5 #47

I suspect that Noem's safe from prosecution while she's in the US, BUT Vogon_Glory Mar 5 #111

What about her boyfriend..? BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 5 #53

Great, he's one of the few people my other half actually pointed out spontaneously to me blue_jay Mar 5 #54

Dog gone. mac56 Mar 5 #56

Does this mean that Markwayne has to start porking Corey Lewandowski? CapnSteve Mar 5 #57

My sister lives in Bartlesville... Escape Mar 5 #60

The sexual escapades upset Donald Martin Eden Mar 5 #61

Did she grab a free pardon from the mint-dish on her way out? QueerDuck Mar 5 #63

Had her in Kalshi as the first to go... appmanga Mar 5 #64

OH, JFC... ECL213 Mar 5 #65

So now Warkmayne's driving the Clown Car. NBachers Mar 5 #66

...and there ends her mile-high fuckfest. Scalded Nun Mar 5 #67

Replaced by an even more stupid imbecile Mysterian Mar 5 #71

It will give Trump a chance to blame it all on Noem and back away from it all and he hopes to not loose all the midterm? LiberalArkie Mar 5 #74

Jimmy Kimmel just did a whole segment on how dumb Markwayne is Bobstandard Mar 5 #75

Watched that. The Idiot kept getting Iraq and Iran mixed up. Rhiagel Mar 5 #102

There really is a bottom line for TSF sycophants?! WestMichRad Mar 5 #77

This message was self-deleted by its author BluesRunTheGame Mar 5 #81

I hope, but doubt, that she lashes out like MTG has done Playingmantis Mar 5 #83

Unfortunately there are a lot of equally bad right wing politicians to replace ones who gets dumped for being so evil. patphil Mar 5 #84

Don't forget to take your blanket! cloudbase Mar 5 #88

Surprising choice, every time i have seen him he was shit on camera Mr. Sparkle Mar 5 #92

"every time i have seen him he was shit on camera" HighFired49 Mar 5 #117

What Happens to Her New Airplanes? ConstanceCee Mar 5 #93

She's NOT out if she is still sucking on the government teet and Donald Rump's ........ mdbl Mar 5 #94

Kristi Noem may have learned of her firing from Truth Social: report LetMyPeopleVote Mar 5 #96

Kick. N/T Upthevibe Mar 5 #101

There has to be something heavy going on behind the scenes orangecrush Mar 5 #103

I wonder if she will go all MTG-like? hamsterjill Mar 5 #104

Replacing dumb with an imbecile jackwagon Historic NY Mar 5 #105

What a relief. Noem is even harder to look at than trump. mwb970 Mar 5 #106

One thing Pedo-in-Chief is good at Hassler Mar 5 #107

Dogs and goats in South Dakota are scared. generalbetrayus Mar 5 #108

trash out, garbage in Skittles Mar 5 #109

The new job will give Noem more opportunities for cosplay LetMyPeopleVote Mar 5 #114

The five stages of White House employment Ray Bruns Mar 5 #115

"Steam" has the best song for the occasion.... COL Mustard Mar 5 #116

Markwayne Mullin on immigration..... chowder66 Friday #124