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magicarpet

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5. Cock fights and pitbull dog fights to the death,...

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 09:18 PM

Yesterday

.... entertainment will be simultaneously offered at the former Jacqueline Kennedy Rose Garden. Please be careful not to slip and fall on the puddles of animal blood.

All you can drink moonshine bars will be setup at the North & South White House porticos. Puke buckets and barfbags will be available upon need or request.

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HEY!! Watch yourself!! AverageOldGuy 23 hrs ago #12

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Hey now! lonely bird 13 hrs ago #22

Front row seat for crazy. 'merica. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #23

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