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Blue Jean

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62. What Do You Think The "Ballroom" Is For?

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 11:29 PM

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Trump’s body will be preserved Snow White style in a glass display case in the middle of the huge “ballroom” he’s building next to the White House, so his fans can admire him forever and ever, like Lenin in Red Square.

He got the idea from Putin.

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Mystery as Trump announces prime time address to nation [View all] FalloutShelter 15 hrs ago OP

Orange Bastard is a piss-soaked fuckstain that will slobber liquid shit from his cakehole for an hour - the fucking bet. SoFlaBro 15 hrs ago #1

You aren't wrong MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #27

Precisely correct. Permanut 13 hrs ago #31

I wouldn't bet against that JoseBalow 12 hrs ago #34

Seriously, I'm getting so sick of seeing him fucking everywhere... Initech 6 hrs ago #63

He. Is. Resigning. We wish. Trueblue1968 6 hrs ago #64

It is for Thursday. hookaleft 15 hrs ago #2

I'm sure kraznov would love to have his very own profitable Viet Nam SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #5

And making the mid-terms even more a forgone conclusion. paleotn 9 hrs ago #47

Crude oil is up 9% today. gab13by13 14 hrs ago #10

thursday : cease fire talks to juice the market rampartd 13 hrs ago #29

Isn't enough rapid response boots to make even a tiny dent. paleotn 9 hrs ago #46

Tolls on Strait of Hormuz? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #3

National emergency in a time of war Ponietz 15 hrs ago #4

That would be the worst scenario. gab13by13 14 hrs ago #13

Not impossible or even unlikely with Trump. wnylib 13 hrs ago #28

if it was.... cab67 9 hrs ago #50

I hope he doesn't scare me with communists johnnyfins 14 hrs ago #6

hes officially renaming the country GOH - guardians of hormuz Blues Heron 14 hrs ago #7

I'm going with the Graham died, and he wanted the Safe Act passed! FullySupportDems 14 hrs ago #8

The SAVE Act is his enabling act. AZLD4Candidate 14 hrs ago #9

Ground troops to the straight of Hormuz WheelWalker 14 hrs ago #11

He's decided there is a national emergency but is going to wait three days to declare it? onenote 14 hrs ago #14

Aced another cognitive test. Harker 14 hrs ago #12

Trump announces new beautiful Mausoleum IcyPeas 14 hrs ago #15

Or maybe a mausoleum for himself. Martin68 14 hrs ago #19

What Do You Think The "Ballroom" Is For? Blue Jean 6 hrs ago #62

He'll squeeze in his favorite reality Brag..Me..Me..Brag...Me...Me..Brag..Brag... chouchou 14 hrs ago #16

OK I got this from a reliable source down at the barber shop. gab13by13 14 hrs ago #17

lol orleans 7 hrs ago #59

More "DEFLECTION" from the Epstein files. republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #18

We are bombing the crap out of Iran right now hookaleft 14 hrs ago #20

I thought we were nearly out of ammo. So which is it? TheRickles 13 hrs ago #21

Depends on what day it is and what talking head you want to believe. Srkdqltr 13 hrs ago #26

My bet is he repeats the same lines he's been using for four months. Torchlight 13 hrs ago #22

My bet: "Maduro confesses to Venezuelan meddling in the 2020 election and proves it was stolen from Trump." n/t dobleremolque 13 hrs ago #23

You beat me to it. YodaMom2 9 hrs ago #48

He's going to follow the example set by Nixon and resign? groundloop 13 hrs ago #24

We are not that lucky. FalloutShelter 13 hrs ago #25

Three days, eh??? ultralite001 13 hrs ago #30

This is my pick for what will happen. WestMichRad 8 hrs ago #53

No idea and I don't care. It'll just be another word salad rant. Raftergirl 13 hrs ago #32

The word from MSNow is that he is releasing previously classified documents Thursday proving that foreign influence generalbetrayus 12 hrs ago #33

He"s going to blame election interference on Maduro FalloutShelter 9 hrs ago #45

Time to convince MAGA to threaten lawmakers if they don't pass the Buddyzbuddy 12 hrs ago #35

He's going to lie about the selective files he's ordered the DNI to releasae. liberalgunwilltravel 11 hrs ago #36

Hopefully Homer Simpson Failure! electric_blue68 5 hrs ago #68

My guess LPBBEAR 11 hrs ago #37

JFC Skittles 10 hrs ago #39

that's what I heard-- specifically that the Georgia vote was crooked and Warnock and Ossoff are illegitimate LymphocyteLover 10 hrs ago #41

We already know Putin interfered to help Trump Zorro 9 hrs ago #43

He's been bleating about "taking out" Pickaxe Mountain with a "big, fat shot." Harker 10 hrs ago #38

Do Dems get to respond? Sneederbunk 10 hrs ago #40

Lemme guess.... he's going to lie, brag, and threaten. Talitha 10 hrs ago #42

More blathering. Who cares. paleotn 9 hrs ago #44

Reuters is reporting melm00se 9 hrs ago #49

Maybe he wants to talk about how much Lindsey loved him Walleye 8 hrs ago #51

Hopefully the networks refuse to air it. ForgoTheConsequence 8 hrs ago #52

I'll throw a wild one out there: he's resigning, citing health reasons Polybius 8 hrs ago #54

He will resign before his term ends SCantiGOP 8 hrs ago #55

I wonder if he'll outdo the record-breaking crowds of the Great American State Despair struggle4progress 8 hrs ago #56

Script writers will prepare a detailed speech for him. Aussie105 8 hrs ago #57

Maybe he'll just fucking die. Orrex 7 hrs ago #58

My guess is we all get to see just what has been fabricated to back up his 2020 election claims Scalded Nun 7 hrs ago #60

He'll be attempting to lean on Congress to pass his "show me your papers" voting bill. LudwigPastorius 7 hrs ago #61

I read somewhere that he will discuss the classified report that he won the 2020 election. Dan 6 hrs ago #65

National Cherry Day? National Corn Fritter Day? Guinea Pig Appreciation Day? Artificial Intelligence Day? BHDem53 6 hrs ago #66

The rumor is now Diraven 5 hrs ago #67

Who Cares? MissouriDem47 1 hr ago #69