Conservative Alpha Males Whine, Piss, Moan About Their Lives Being Hard, So Sad!

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Trump, Musk, Bongino. Such weenies.

How are the manly men of the manly MAGA movement doing this week? Are they manly-ing very manfully? Are they pursuing manly pursuits? Are they off in the woods with their bros, eating beef jerky and firing their manly guns? Are they beating each other in the most manly sports? Are they spreading their seed to every woman they see simply through the power of their minds? Are they eating raw eggs and tanning their balls daily? Are they slaughtering wooly mammoths with their bare hands and dragging the corpses back to their cave to feed their families? Are they conquering other planets?

Or are they whining about how hard their lives are, and how they have done so much for so many people, and how much they have sacrificed in their lonely pursuit of saving America from the bats zooming around their own belfries? Are they complaining about their emotional wounds, and how no one appreciates all their hard work in saving America from the scourges of government spending and fairly negotiated trade deals?

Would you be shocked to learn it is the second thing, or have you read Wonkette before?

First up is the MAGAest of all MAGAs, our Lord and Savior President Donald Trump. We all know by now that underneath his inexhaustible supply of bluster, Trump is one of the most insecure and brittle narcissists this country has ever had the misfortune to produce.

Trump is currently suing CBS News over an interview the network did with Kamala Harris at the height of the presidential campaign last fall, which we wrote about here and here in case you’ve forgotten. The short version is that CBS clipped a bit of one of Harris’s interviews for use in a promo. Trump contends they did this because the longer answer made her look like a giant airheaded idiot (it didn’t), and such UNPRECEDENTED ELECTION INTERFERENCE so typical of the lamestream liberal Democrat media could not go unpunished.

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