Working on my website, need some help with my "business description"

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So, after a huge hiatus and not really doing much with my business after I went and paid for a fucking Biz License...I'm finally re-doing my website and taking action to make it happen. But you need a website now, it's a landing page or a storefront of sorts...

I've been puttinig off the work of it and now it's down to the nitty gritty. I gotta book a place and make flyers for an event, so I need the website up and looking functional... ok fine. Got Seo words etc... got pics and design elements, just need to string the words together.

But to list myself anywhere, I need a "genre" of business. So I'm flailing... here's some basic descriptors:

First & foremost, I offer a class on the modern version of the medicine wheel/solar year...which I call "Nature's Compass."
Second, I am offering "Grils Night IN" for events like bridal showers, Bdays, etc ~ like your own personal meditation workshop brought to you at your Air BnB and fostering better relationships with self and sisters.

Third, I want to eventually do "field Trips" for your inner child to play in the woods. Set you little goblin free to get dirty and play and observe your surroundings ini a more engaged & playful way!

Last, I do card readings. I also make wands and dreamcatchers, and was even mulling a Blessed Tahoe Water in little vials. I got the jars a long time ago and finally figured out what to do with them

So what am I...??? a Facilitator? Mentor? Guide? Teacher? ...cult leader?

I'd love your input!