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PikaBlue

(429 posts)
5. Dead Patty Play Pal
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:01 AM
Jan 1

I was gifted a Patty Play Pal doll when I was four years old. For those who aren't familiar with that brand of doll, they were basically life size dolls. My particular doll looked very much like me, especially the hair. One night, I dressed the doll in my pajamas, tucked her into my bed, and then hid in my bedroom closet waiting for my dad to come in to kiss me goodnight. My mother always came in later and she was not as unflappable as my dad so I didn't target her for this prank. I wasn't disappointed with this "joke". My father thought the doll was me and that I was dead. Watching an unflappable, ex marine DI and WWII Pacific Island "clean up crew member" (euphemism for being dropped solo on remote islands occupied by a few Japanese soldiers who were shooting down our planes and giving away troop movements with the goal of unaliving them by any means necessary) , lose his composure was quite amusing. Before you judge that prank as cruel, I should share that I was raised in a home filled with love, laughter, creativity, and humor. Practical jokes were a source of delight and were so treasured that they often become part of graveside eulogies. When I look back on my early life, I remember so much laughter and so much positivity even when times were difficult. Laughter will always be my light in the darkness.

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I have a couple, in middle school a friend and I found an old hubcap (cars had them in those days) and we would wait wcmagumba Jan 1 #1
Love it malaise Jan 1 #2
We did something similar berniesandersmittens Jan 1 #3
ROFL malaise Jan 1 #7
Throwing water balloons at passing cars Beatlelvr Jan 1 #4
They'd shoot you today malaise Jan 1 #10
Dead Patty Play Pal PikaBlue Jan 1 #5
Love it malaise Jan 1 #8
I just wanted to laugh at him kissing my doll goodnight PikaBlue Jan 1 #17
Visiting my grandparents, my dad's folks True Dough Jan 1 #6
Bwaaaah malaise Jan 1 #9
I hid in my sister's closet at bedtime... MiHale Jan 1 #11
ROFL malaise Jan 1 #13
When I was at summer camp me and a friend Phoenix61 Jan 1 #12
Hahaha malaise Jan 1 #14
It was when I was in 4th grade Hey Joe Jan 1 #15
Ouch! malaise Jan 1 #18
Oh Lordy! My friend, a tarantula, and me! Dorothy V Jan 1 #16
You win the thread 😀 malaise Jan 1 #19
Really bizarre Grim Chieftain Jan 1 #20
You folks have me howling with laughter malaise Jan 1 #21
One I pulled on my best friend bif Jan 1 #22
Too wicked malaise Jan 1 #24
The invisible wire trick nuxvomica Jan 1 #23
LOL malaise Jan 1 #25
I placed a Garter snake, small one.... FarPoint Jan 1 #26
I'm guessing surprised is an under statement malaise Jan 1 #27
He figured it out rather quickly... FarPoint Jan 1 #32
Not a prank, exactly, but a "gotcha" moment that I still relish 60+ years later. 3catwoman3 Jan 1 #28
Love it malaise Jan 1 #30
This prank was at a little older age. Involved a '57 Chevy. marked50 Jan 1 #29
Good one malaise Jan 1 #31
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