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Marthe48

(23,895 posts)
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:52 AM Friday

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Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it .


What beef only comes in 1, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime rib.

There is no formal training for refuse collectors.
They just pick it up as they go along






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Jokes [View all] Marthe48 Friday OP
Thx SuzyandPuffpuff Friday #1
Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!! SWBTATTReg Friday #2
Brilliant! some_of_us_are_sane Friday #3
I've been gazing at trees all day. Not one hippo! True Dough Friday #4
Hilarious! Marthe48 Friday #5
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