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Phantom squatter of Torquay (UK) curls one out (defecates) on bloke's motor [View all]
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/03/idiot_poos_on_torquay_blokes_car/This is how The Register imagines Devon seaside town resident Kirk Petrakis unfortunately woke up on Sunday morning after being disturbed in the night by his seven-year-old daughter complaining of someone "standing on the roof outside her bedroom".
Yikes. You know what kids can be like – creepy.
Petrakis initially wrote the sprog's report off as a bad dream because "we thought she meant the flat roof" and "couldn't see anything".
But out of the mouths of babes comes truth and wisdom as he later found what DevonLive politely described as "a huge pile of human excrement on their car roof".
Yikes. You know what kids can be like – creepy.
Petrakis initially wrote the sprog's report off as a bad dream because "we thought she meant the flat roof" and "couldn't see anything".
But out of the mouths of babes comes truth and wisdom as he later found what DevonLive politely described as "a huge pile of human excrement on their car roof".
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