A meteorite crashes through a home in Canada, barely missing a woman's head

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10. Old joke:

A guy shanks a tee shot on the first hole and yells “Goddamn it!” before it even lands in the woods. One of his foursome asks him politely not to take the Lord’s name in vain since that is prohibited by the Bible.
A couple of holes later, the guy has his game back on track, and has a short putt for a birdie. He walks up, taps it with one hand and sees it roll just past the hole. “Goddamn it, I missed,” he yells. Suddenly, a bolt of lightening comes from the clear sky and strikes the man who earlier complained about the bad language, killing him instantly.
A booming voice rings out from the heavens: “Goddamn it, I missed.”