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marmar

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Thu Jan 29, 2026, 08:52 AM Yesterday

Man caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputies say [View all]




OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. – An Oviedo man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, according to the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office.

In a release, deputies said they responded to Grassendale Street in Kissimmee’s Windsor Hills Resort on Jan. 22 after receiving reports of a man “exposing his sexual organs in front of a residence.”

“The victims that observed this behavior provided a statement and a cell phone recording of a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner,” the release reads.

However, deputies said the suspect had already left the area before a deputy could arrive.

Further investigation revealed that the suspect and his wife were listed as the hosts of an Airbnb and a home in the Windsor Hills Resort, deputies added. ...................(more)

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/01/28/central-florida-man-caught-in-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-deputies-say/




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Well, that sucks PJMcK Yesterday #1
😆 Walleye Yesterday #3
Rim Shot FalloutShelter Yesterday #4
I'm not going to say it. NT mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #2
He picked her up on the curb mercuryblues Yesterday #5
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Florida man..... ABC123Easy Yesterday #6
He sings "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Hoover" as they take him away... Ocelot II Yesterday #7
LOL! Ritabert Yesterday #9
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Turn off the juice, Bruce... rubbersole Yesterday #13
I'm still working on "Electrolux." Harker Yesterday #14
Gonna have to drop a syllable or two on that one. rubbersole Yesterday #15
That's a good approach! Harker Yesterday #16
Or switch to Paul Simon's "Cecilia". rubbersole Yesterday #17
Ooh, and good ones, too! Harker Yesterday #18
Take Off The Tux,... ColoringFool Yesterday #19
That's it! Harker Yesterday #20
JD Vance likes the upholstery attachment Blue Owl Yesterday #8
No doubt the vacuum seduced him rurallib Yesterday #11
Someone hide the milking machine. Xavier Breath 21 hrs ago #21
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