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21. Someone hide the milking machine.

Thu Jan 29, 2026, 06:26 PM

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Man caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputies say [View all] marmar Yesterday OP

Well, that sucks PJMcK Yesterday #1

😆 Walleye Yesterday #3

Rim Shot FalloutShelter Yesterday #4

I'm not going to say it. NT mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #2

He picked her up on the curb mercuryblues Yesterday #5

That's beautiful😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ray Bruns Yesterday #10

Florida man..... ABC123Easy Yesterday #6

He sings "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Hoover" as they take him away... Ocelot II Yesterday #7

LOL! Ritabert Yesterday #9

Just empty the canister, Bannister... Harker Yesterday #12

Turn off the juice, Bruce... rubbersole Yesterday #13

I'm still working on "Electrolux." Harker Yesterday #14

Gonna have to drop a syllable or two on that one. rubbersole 23 hrs ago #15

That's a good approach! Harker 23 hrs ago #16

Or switch to Paul Simon's "Cecilia". rubbersole 23 hrs ago #17

Ooh, and good ones, too! Harker 23 hrs ago #18

Take Off The Tux,... ColoringFool 23 hrs ago #19

That's it! Harker 23 hrs ago #20

JD Vance likes the upholstery attachment Blue Owl Yesterday #8

No doubt the vacuum seduced him rurallib Yesterday #11

Someone hide the milking machine. Xavier Breath 19 hrs ago #21