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Major Nikon

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26. Jesus was deified well after his death

Wed Dec 14, 2022, 02:52 AM

Dec 2022

There’s absolutely no mention of Jesus being any sort of deity in the synoptic gospels. What they do mention is Jesus claiming to be the messiah, which no Jew of that time would consider to be a god even if they accepted him as the messiah.

Jesus was deified much later as a matter of convenience since that elevated his status among gentiles who had no care about a messiah to the Jewish people.

So if you assume Jesus existed as some sort of Rabbi with a messianic claim, then yes he shat, he also most certainly had sexual relationships, masturbated, and did the helicopter with his penis a time or two.

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Did Jesus poop? [View all] True Dough Dec 2022 OP

I certainly hope so. Assuming, of course he was. Srkdqltr Dec 2022 #1

If not, True Dough Dec 2022 #6

I just read about a Catalonian Nativity tradition AZSkiffyGeek Dec 2022 #2

there is a poop question, but not a pee question? NewHendoLib Dec 2022 #3

Maybe True Dough Dec 2022 #5

But does the Pope edhopper Dec 2022 #4

Which one? True Dough Dec 2022 #8

Yes. RandySF Dec 2022 #7

Thank you! True Dough Dec 2022 #9

Even if you believe in His divinity RandySF Dec 2022 #10

He could miraculously hold it indefinitely, but why do that? Marcuse Dec 2022 #11

Kim Jung Un doesn't poop, maybe Trump doesn't either they are both doc03 Dec 2022 #12

I don't know, but it wasn't me! dchill Dec 2022 #13

All I can observe is, a lot of his followers are full of it . . . Journeyman Dec 2022 #14

No shit. rubbersole Dec 2022 #15

So, basically, Jesus didn't give a shit Effete Snob Dec 2022 #16

I would submit that he could, but that it did not stink. Gore1FL Dec 2022 #17

Fine Irish whiskey. ret5hd Dec 2022 #18

Yes because there is no such thing as divinity. Except for the fudge. LakeArenal Dec 2022 #19

There was a radio program, WMCA, N.Y.C., probably 1970's. The station went from pop. to talk. 3Hotdogs Dec 2022 #20

You're more likely True Dough Dec 2022 #24

Please. If Jesus wept then he had functioning human portals. Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #21

And while he was cumming True Dough Dec 2022 #23

Holy Shit?! Doc Sportello Dec 2022 #22

What about the floor? Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #25

Jesus was deified well after his death Major Nikon Dec 2022 #26

Of the many things I have pondered... 3catwoman3 Dec 2022 #27

Let's put it another way: True Dough Dec 2022 #28