From the opening monologue...
Is there any good news? Yes, it's Father's Day Sunday. It's a wonderful thing, Father's Day and fathers and everybody gets in the mood. I see that Kristy Noem’s kids call their father “pop” because that's what happens when his balloon tits hit something sharp.
I know why you're happy. We have an Iran deal. Finally, a deal with Iran. And I love this deal. We got everything we wanted except for everything we asked for. And it's actually a very simple deal. They're going to stop enriching uranium and Trump is going to stop enriching his family. Uh, no, we didn't even get that. We didn’t get anything.
I just hope we play Iran in the World Cup so we can beat them at something because, first of all, it's not a deal, it's a memorandum of understanding. It's about as legally binding as the sign in the break room that says please clean the microwave. I mean, you know, we started with Unconditional Surrender, Operation Epic Fury, and now it's Memorandum of Understanding?
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