Alcoholic Sexually Abusive Murderous Tattooed Performance Artist NOT COVERED BY Trump's "Total Immunity"

[Miles Archer]

7. A 2-sided coin

1). The relentless blow-back with Noem as VP would have been "too close for comfort."

2). On the other hand, it's a troll's dream come true. Trump swoons over anything that angers and upsets people. He knew he'd be hearing about Cricket for four years, and Lewandowski. You have to wonder how upset a guy who has cheated on all three of his wives would be when given the choice to appoint an adulteress to his cabinet. Also, we know that Trump has no pets, and that animals don't seem to like him any better than he likes them.

So he wanted her around to keep people agitated and angry, just not within walking distance of him in the White House.