Introducing: The Democratic Underground Piece of Shit Prize

[GopherGal]

4. Gotta stop wasting time here

and just go ahead and rename it the "Trump Prize". I think he will dominate it for years to come, "like nobody's ever seen", so you're going to need to rename it soon enough. Best to do so before you accumulate a lot of stationery, certificates, business cards, and other items with the soon-to-be-obsolete name on them.

I can also foresee that maybe you need to establish guidelines as to posthumous awards.

I'm writing this while listening to Michael Osterholm's podcast, so fuming about future awardee RFK, Jr. (Perhaps not the most advisable way to start an enjoyable weekend. I may need to dose myself with some mood-correcting puppy videos next.)