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Why does Vance need a 40 car motorcade?
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BREAKING: “WE ALMOST DIDN’T MAKE IT!” Team USA skater Alysa Liu nearly MISSES her event because JD Vance’s motorcade trapped her on her bus!
The eternally selfish and inconsiderate Vice-President of the United States nearly sabotaged a star US athlete’s performance by blocking the parking lot with his stupid motorcade, trapping Alysa Liu and her choreographer in their bus as they waited for the taxpayer-funded obstacle to remove itself from their path.
“We almost didn’t make it,” Liu’s coach, Phillip DiGuglielmo, later said.
Thankfully, Liu was able to make it into her dress on time and on to the ice, finishing second in the women’s short event, giving the US a two-point lead over Japan and three points over host nation Italy.
“I think we have a chance to show what American skaters are and who we are,” Liu said after finishing Friday. “We’re all very unique, and that’s what it’s about.”
While obviously this is not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, it is so characteristic of JD Vance to be sabotaging real patriots while trying to pursue his own selfish ambitions.
It’s an apt metaphor for his entire political career!
The eternally selfish and inconsiderate Vice-President of the United States nearly sabotaged a star US athlete’s performance by blocking the parking lot with his stupid motorcade, trapping Alysa Liu and her choreographer in their bus as they waited for the taxpayer-funded obstacle to remove itself from their path.
“We almost didn’t make it,” Liu’s coach, Phillip DiGuglielmo, later said.
Thankfully, Liu was able to make it into her dress on time and on to the ice, finishing second in the women’s short event, giving the US a two-point lead over Japan and three points over host nation Italy.
“I think we have a chance to show what American skaters are and who we are,” Liu said after finishing Friday. “We’re all very unique, and that’s what it’s about.”
While obviously this is not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, it is so characteristic of JD Vance to be sabotaging real patriots while trying to pursue his own selfish ambitions.
It’s an apt metaphor for his entire political career!
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