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PatSeg

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19. "Great hair though"

Reply to allegorical oracle (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 08:15 PM

Mar 5

But so much hair product! I get distracted by his hair and just want to shampoo it.

Reminds me of the 1950s and my dad's Wildroot Hair Cream or Brylcream, "A little dab'll do you". Looks like he went beyond a "dab".

Okay, his hair aside, yes there is something seriously wrong with him. We see a lot of that with the men in this administration. It was really unnerving to see him so upbeat and enthusiastic, no remorse about all the innocent lives lost. He didn't have to look freaking happy.

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Who can argue with this... EarthFirst Mar 5 #1

He's already got... 2naSalit Mar 5 #2

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*SNORT* Skittles Mar 5 #11

Zero. You have done zero so far. ... JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 5 #25

OMG STOP IT JustABozoOnThisBus Skittles Mar 5 #26

!! Marcuse Mar 5 #41

I call him MW67 Mar 5 #35

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Sweet MW67 Mar 5 #39

You are very welcome, MW67. sheshe2 Mar 5 #42

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Goes back to something I have always said - you don't have to be smart to get a degree. walkingman Mar 5 #4

Judging by the quality of the Harvard, Yale and other Ivy comradebillyboy Mar 5 #6

The poisonous Ivy League. BattleRow Mar 5 #16

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He's a dry drunk in public and probably a drunk at home. Autumn Mar 5 #7

Bingo! We have a winner! Ray Bruns Mar 5 #13

I used to hear a phrase... BattleRow Mar 5 #18

And don't forget drunk on power ... ananda Mar 5 #32

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Our White Homeland... haele Mar 5 #58

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I'm a Spartan. Blue Full Moon Mar 5 #10

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Ding,ding,ding BattleRow Mar 5 #20

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"Great hair though" PatSeg Mar 5 #19

That greasy hair oil spawned the term BattleRow Mar 5 #22

Really? PatSeg Mar 5 #37

I looked at Hogsbreath hair oil sculpture .and was immediately reminded BattleRow Mar 5 #44

Oh, now I can picture him in a silvery metal helmet PatSeg Mar 5 #46

The operative word is played .. BattleRow Mar 5 #56

More importantly PatSeg Mar 5 #61

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Pseudo Weinstein Epstein casting couch... BattleRow Mar 6 #66

Me too! This is so 1950s. Does anyone other than the Trump family travelingthrulife Mar 6 #67

It is funny PatSeg Mar 6 #70

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He's a drunk! JustKay Mar 5 #24

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Heg Meth MW67 Mar 5 #45

Your probably right MustLoveBeagles Mar 6 #68

He's itching to use nukes nt Bookreadingliberal53 Mar 5 #34

this jagoff probably got his ass kicked every day... OGBuzz Mar 5 #36

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I very much disagree about the hair.... Sogo Mar 5 #49

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What isn't...? regnaD kciN Mar 5 #51

Drunken rapist man baby. Irish_Dem Mar 5 #52

Where should I start? greatauntoftriplets Mar 5 #53

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He was FOX anchor so that makes sense MustLoveBeagles Mar 6 #71

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He is a man out of his time. Aussie105 Mar 5 #57

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