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13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:11 AM

Mar 7

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 7 OP

;-{).... Goonch Mar 7 #1

Rec malaise Mar 7 #2

No but malaise Mar 7 #3

For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd. twodogsbarking Mar 7 #4

I love telling fundies the rapture happened and they were left behind IronLionZion Mar 7 #5

Sadly, not yet, but obviously soon. He's rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover Mar 7 #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 7 #7

Hold the vision. SheltieLover Mar 7 #8

I have a dream and a prayer... surfered Mar 7 #15

AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100% bluestarone Mar 7 #18

Closer and closer. Hehehe Joinfortmill Mar 7 #9

Not close enough malaise Mar 7 #12

That is true, my friend. Joinfortmill Mar 7 #17

He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement... hlthe2b Mar 7 #10

Punch is adorable MustLoveBeagles Sunday #24

No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him. hlthe2b Sunday #27

If only a torpedo could take out the pedo... has a nice ring LymphocyteLover Mar 7 #11

He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off surfered Mar 7 #13

Hahaha! You win the thread! SheltieLover Mar 7 #14

Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities surfered Mar 7 #16

St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday SheltieLover Mar 7 #21

Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP Orrex Mar 7 #22

Gasp! Our patron saint! SheltieLover Mar 7 #23

Indeed malaise Mar 7 #20

I love Lady Gaga's shirt LetMyPeopleVote Mar 7 #19

"Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere" Dulcinea Sunday #25

Let his days be few and let another take his office. Ocelot II Sunday #26