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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

RandomNumbers

(19,286 posts)
31. I need to remember to put in my advance medical directive
Sat Jun 6, 2026, 11:18 AM
Saturday

that any DNR is temporarily rescinded if TSF dies or is imminently dying. In that case they are to use all possible measures to make me conscious enough to realize the great event, and provide some means of celebration for at least a few moments.

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