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SocialDemocrat61

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7. Tried to crash the BET Awards

Mon Jun 29, 2026, 10:00 AM

Jun 29

Was denied entry at the front door. Snuck around back but that door was locked. Climbed up a fire escape and then a drain pipe on the side of the building but his weight caused the bolts to break and swung out over the alley. Then the pipe broke and he fell into a dumpster filled with garbage which broke his fall. But then sliped on a banana peel causing him to fly in to the air, landing on his and cracking his skull on an empty bottle of Diet Coke.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 29 OP

Not that i'm aware of. BUT i can say that hearing bluestarone Jun 29 #1

Same here! niyad Jun 29 #3

Ditto! SheltieLover Jun 29 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 29 #2

Keep it on ice, it's getting closer! SheltieLover Jun 29 #12

All extremities crossed!!! niyad Jun 29 #13

Same here! SheltieLover Jun 29 #14

. dalton99a Jun 29 #4

Do it while he is still living. Watch his head explode into space. twodogsbarking Jun 29 #29

"So tired of this cretinous menace!" hlthe2b Jun 29 #5

Lol MustLoveBeagles Jun 29 #20

Stroked out 😂😂😂😂 underpants Jun 29 #6

Shocking SheltieLover Jun 29 #15

Yep MustLoveBeagles Jun 29 #22

Me either. SheltieLover Jun 29 #24

Tried to crash the BET Awards SocialDemocrat61 Jun 29 #7

Very elaborate MustLoveBeagles Jun 29 #23

Not yet, but this was a good sign.. surfered Jun 29 #8

After years of "spiraling," finally went down the sewer pipe? SheltieLover Jun 29 #9

;-{) FATAL CONNIPTION FIT Goonch Jun 29 #10

On the Third Day..... Mustellus Jun 29 #16

Turns out the mystery chemical keeping him alive had Roundup in it Blue Owl Jun 29 #17

A meme... CaptainTruth Jun 29 #18

+1 dalton99a Jun 29 #21

Stuffed and mounted for display at the Great American Fair Wicked Blue Jun 29 #19

Buried in an avalanche of late-arriving ballots WestMichRad Jun 29 #25

Tick-yTock-y Joinfortmill Jun 29 #26

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Jun 29 #27

They are going to have to surround trump's grave with a moat filled with alligators LetMyPeopleVote Jun 29 #28

The Old Dorothy Parker Quip emmaverybo Jun 29 #30