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mopinko

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8. is mitch dead?
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 07:54 AM
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i’m guessing yes, actually. somewhere he’s on life support, in a vegetative state.
read here yesterday that he got cpr when they came and got him. iow, he was dead. contrary to what we see on the teevee, cpr only rarely works. they reanimated him. we can keep a corpse “alive” these days, but if u have anyone who cares about u, they soon pull the plug.

i want to see some proof of life. and by that, i mean more than a blipping brain wave.

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