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2. "Two hands and a flashlight" is the version I'm familiar with.

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 10:36 AM

23 hrs ago

Either way applies to that bug-eyed nitwit.

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"Kash Patel couldn't find his butt with a bell on it." [View all] milestogo Yesterday OP

His butt is where the sound comes out when he talks. Dave Bowman 23 hrs ago #1

"Two hands and a flashlight" is the version I'm familiar with. Ocelot II 23 hrs ago #2

😆 I'm glad they moved her show from late night..I can now watch her Deuxcents 23 hrs ago #3

She is awesome. milestogo 23 hrs ago #4

I really learn a lot from her show. milestogo 22 hrs ago #8

I like it better than EYESORE 9001 23 hrs ago #5

Literal LOL! 50 Shades Of Blue 22 hrs ago #7

Reminds of this jcboon 22 hrs ago #9

She had a great piece with Heather Cox Richardson last week also n/t Cheezoholic 22 hrs ago #10

I always liked " couldn't find his but with a flashlight and a map." Ray Bruns 22 hrs ago #11

With both hands and a map AverageOldGuy 22 hrs ago #12