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muriel_volestrangler

(107,094 posts) Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:32 PM Yesterday

The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America [View all]

"The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT' "

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwy30p89rlgt?post=asset%3A77b22555-ea79-487c-95f9-017f0d4d9521#post

Please write the new name of your country, in the required capitals, on your passport or any other identifying material. The movement will now be known as MGHSGA. Compulsory practice times for chanting "G-H-S! G-H-S!" will be announced locally.

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The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America [View all] muriel_volestrangler Yesterday OP

This is real? This isn't some satire? sakabatou Yesterday #1

. dalton99a Yesterday #2

Why is no one around him smart enough sarisataka Yesterday #4

Wouldn't make a luck of difference as Trump is not writing most of the posts. VTderry 23 hrs ago #15

"All others will have fair and open use of the Strait." Wednesdays Yesterday #11

Which will go straight into Dump's pockets sakabatou Yesterday #14

Yeah. It's real. But he doesnt mean a name change. johnnyfins Yesterday #3

I wonder what legal entity will be collecting the 20%. tetedur Yesterday #5

A 20% tax on everything will certainly help temper runaway inflation Gregory Peccary Yesterday #8

So, what is the gulf called now... lame54 Yesterday #6

Obviously it is sarisataka Yesterday #7

GOTHS Renew Deal Yesterday #9

;-{) THIS Goonch Yesterday #10

Just because he says it doesn't mean it's true Bluestocking Yesterday #12

first i need the strait's birth certificate and rampartd Yesterday #13

How about canetoad 23 hrs ago #16