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16. Use the 3 sea shells!!

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 03:57 PM

Friday

I know that you've haven't been at home for very long time so I'm sorry for use the 3 sea shells crack.

I keep 4 of these mega packs in my home at all times. Before January 20, 2025, I only kept two of these mega packs.

I also place 5 to 6 rolls in this Sterilite letter file tote in the cabinet under the bathroom sink...just in case there's ever a plumbing issue the toilet paper doesn't get drenched.

We'll run out of food in this house before we ever run out of toilet paper.

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