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43. I have a confession Niagara...

Sat Jun 6, 2026, 06:18 PM

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I'm soon to be 68 years old. And I still pull my shirt up over the back of my head and do a perfect Beavis (I need TP for my bunghole) impersonation. Sometimes, I'll do it for hours and hours. It's funnier when you beat it to death. I just can't get anyone else to see the humor in it. I'm not sure why.

I hope you don't think poorly of me because of my confession.

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